Post by JudoJack on Mar 11, 2015 20:06:21 GMT -5
"Ines and Acca" - Written by JudoJack
(Adapted from Billy Joel’s “Italian Restaurant”)
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A Diamond of White, a Diamond of Red
Perhaps a Packet with some checks instead
Get “AC” mic’d up… all Replete
In our old familiar Place
Ines, Acca… Face to Face
Hmm Hmmm
A Diamond of Red, a Diamond of White
It all depends upon the Kimberlite,
I'll write you in… if you should want
In Judo’s Songbook Restaurant
(First Act: The Lure - Sultry Sax)
Prologue – Ines and Acca - The Meeting
Ines comes in most ev’ry day
She’s got a good job, but not enough pay
She wants a New Life, Big Afterlife
And, her Psychic’s just fine.
(Acca to Ines)
“Ohh, We Lost Touch, Long Ago…
You Look Great... I Did Not Know,
You Would Ever Still Be Here… After
So Much Time?”
“Do You Remember Those Days Hanging Out
As The Paltalk Queen?”
(Ines to Acca)
“It was a Hoot, askin’ questions
But then… you’d Split the Scene!
Whoa, Drop dime in the box “Thunder”... AC-DC
Big Cheers, Hot Mic’s
Those Acca… C M K X nights”
Oooo Hooo
(Cue Clarinet / Trombone)
(Enter Hot Piano… Now)
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
(In the beginning)
Ines and Acca were Paltalk steadies
And the King and the Queen of the Prom.
Acca would answer the questions all night
then step out for a B o n g.
Nobody looked any finer,
Ines, the Hit of the Paltalk Diner.
She never knew, she would want more than
that out of life,
Surely, Ines knew Acca
“Could Never Be Right”… to survive.
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ines and Acca were still going Heavy
in the summer of two thousand nine (2009)
When Acca said Packets were Promised... they'd
come by the end of July.
Everyone said they were Crazy.
Acca said… “Ines, It’s All Too Hazy”
And, Acca could never afford not to “Ever Be Right"
Ohhh, but there we were laughin' at riddles from Acca’s Reply.
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
They got an apartment with Mona and Salty
And a couple of admins and peers.
Then they’d wait every night, for Wodan and Mano and Flugle…
each night to appear.
They started to fight when the
Money got tight,
But, they just didn't count on
The tears.
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
C - M - K - X
(Rockin’ SAX)
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Well Ines and Acca's been done for awhile
As it's always the same in Pretend.
They got a Divorce as a matter,
Of course,
But, they parted the Closest
of Friends.
The king and the queen joined the
Millionaire’s Scene
But “AC”... hardly gets back there
............ again.
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ines and Acca… the guy that she's backin’,
In the winter of… (2 – 0 – 1 - 5)
From the high to the low to
The end of the show
For the rest of their lives.
She’s asked Acca nice, and said… “Please Sir”
The best “AC” could do was
Throw Out A Teaser…
The Shareholder Base, of course,
let out another... Big Sigh!
Ohh… That's all I heard about
Ines and Acca…
Can't tell you more bout’ the
Guy that she’s backin’
And now we are voting for Ines’s --> ACCA
………………... Standby!
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhh oh oh ohhh
Ohhhh
Yeah YEAH Yeah…
A Diamond of Red, a Diamond of White
Whatever Floats you on your Board tonight
I'll meet you anytime you want
In Judo’s Songbook Restaurant.
(Sultry Sax… finish it up please)
(Thanks For Being There)
Love Ya!
Written by JudoJack