Post by JudoJack on Mar 2, 2014 16:43:58 GMT -5
“CANADIAN PIE” Written by JudoJack
(Adapted from American Pie by Don McLean)
Hit Ctrl + Click the Link below to follow along… then proceed.
A Long, Long time ago…
I can still remember when old Urban’s Diamond Stock was filed…
And, I knew if I took a “Chance”
That I could write some songs to dance
And make some people happy for a while.
But February made me shiver
A “Million Millionaires” did quiver
Bad news for us poor saps
A Bugler’s playing his Taps.
I suppose a lot of us just cried
With Mel’s… report, that UC died
No doubt it touched us all inside
The day… that URBAN died.
[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC, drinkin' up there on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I died
This is not the day that I died!
[Verse 1]
We All… “Got C M K X?”
Cause, we wore hats and all the rest
If to the races… you did show?
Now, do you believe in AccaDac’
I wonder now, who’s got his back?
I hope Bhollen-egg’s don’t crack, and go-o!
They held a Party in THE Town
Although, balloons… did not come down
We wanted them to Fall
But, the SEC broke up the Ball… whoaa?
I was a happy guy, since bout’ O4’
On PT, RB and Proboards
But I did not want, to look toward
The day… that URBAN died.
[Chorus]
I started singin' bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC, drinkin' up there… on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I died
This is not the day that I died!
[Verse 2]
Now for Ten Years, I’ve been writing songs
I hope you’re following along?
About the outcome… Yet to be!
When a man whose name was Bill Frizzell
Managed 50,000 thousand Certs from Hell
In a Pull… that came from you and me.
Oh, while UC was looking ‘round
The Lawyer seems was Texas bound
The table now was turned
To Tyler he returned.
And, while we all read, a book by Faulk
Our Stock was locked up in the Vault
We still endure that… same Result
The day… that URBAN died.
[Chorus]
We were singin’, bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC, drinkin' up there… on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I died
This is not the day that I died!
[Verse 3]
Deli’s Selling… it was surely telling
With Someone’s Certs, that he was peddling
He got rich, but… he fell faaaassssttt.
He landed badly… on his a s s
While his minions hope for a sweet repast
But, those lawyers, somehow seem, part of the cast.
Though Deli’s millions… They Went Boom!!!
When the courts pressed charges in the Room
We all got up to Rant
Oh, but we never got the chance.
Because ALL the player’s fates were sealed
The SEC and FED refused to yield
And, to this day they’ve not revealed
The day… that URBAN died.
[Chorus]
We started singin' bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC, drinkin' up there on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I died
This is not the day that I died!
[Verse 4]
And, there we were, with Al in place
A Time Contin-u-um… in space
With no beginning and no end.
So, come on, Let’s not Dwindle, Let’s not Twitch,
Like Judo when he sees, Nurse Ratchett’s Stick
This stock, Really is the Devil… in the End!
Oh, as I watched Steve K on stage
With dreams of Oil Wells to dissuade
A stock that’s not compelled
To trade again in Hell.
And, as the people looked, into the night
For Justice, Truth, as well as, Right
I saw others laughing with delight
The day… that URBAN died.
[Chorus]
He was singin' bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC, drinkin' up there on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I Died
This is not the day that I died!
[Outro]
I met a girl touting a ruse
And I asked her to put up her proof
But she just looked and walked away
I went down to the Paltalk Store
The GrapeVine, Mona’s, Des and more,
But those there, said to come, another day.
And, in the rooms, where people dreamed
Now many cried and the others screamed
But, not a word was spoken
Seems ALL the Boards were Broken
And, the three men that, I most depend
Were UC, Al and IBM
But when, will this… come to an END?
Was it… when URBAN died?
[Chorus]
But they were singin' bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC drinkin' up there on High?
SINGING this is not the day that I died
This can’t be the day that we died!
[Chorus]
They were singin' bye-bye, Miss Canadian Pie
Will our diamond stock still cash-in… or just leave us all dry?
Are IBM and UC drinkin' up there on High?
Saying, Listen up… your stock has not Died!
Written by JudoJack
RIP