Post by JudoJack on Jan 5, 2015 1:36:41 GMT -5
“The Offer” Written by JudoJack (Adapted from “You can call me, Al”)
Please Click below and Follow The Bouncing Ball. 
When I walks’ down the street, some say
Why am I a Yoda riddle now 
Why am I a Yoda riddle?
Rest Homes’ my life… it’s so hard 
I need an RV opportunity
Don’t want a shot at Dementia 
Don't want to end up a buffoon… 
In a buffoon graveyard 
Al Hodges, Al Hodges
Dates haven’t been right 
Most of us… just getting bored 
Mr. Al Hodges, Al Hodges
TAKE this YOKE away from me, you know
I don't find this stuff amusing anymore! 
I will be your English Bard 
I can be your long lost Pal
You can call me Judo
And JudoJack will call. Or,
You can call me… Al 
When I walks’ down the street,
Some say, "you’re a short little alien" 
Short but, Wise in my Cranium 
But whoa! Our waits been so long 
Where's my Nurse and Gurney? 
What if I die here? 
Who'll fill my booze bottles?
When my “Jack” IV’s are
Gone… Gone
I’ll duck back down the hallway 
With the Old Bat, wielding “Ratchett” Nurse 
All along… along
There were dissidence and accidents 
There’ll be fractures and citations
I will be your English Bard
I can be your long lost Pal
You can call me Judo
And JudoJack will call. Or,
You can call me… Al.
Call me AL!!!!!
(Conga Drum and Flute)
(Horn Section)
When I walks’ down the street
Owning stock in a chained world
Maybe it's a tense world
Maybe it's my Tenth Year around 
But I write the language
Though, I holds’ no currency
I am a writing man
But I am shackled to the ground, 
I am bound
Thievery’s the marketplace
Scattered, Metamorphosis 
I looks’ around, around
I sees’ angels drapin’ over me
“Waiting” to infinity
I say ACCA… Where’s, Adobe?
I will be your English Bard
I can be your long lost Pal
You can call me Judo
And JudoJack will call. Or,
You can CALL me… Al.
Call Me!!!!! 
Na na na na, Na na na na,
Na na na na, Na na nana na,
Na na na na, Na na na na,
Na na na na, Na na na na
Umm, Umm, Umm Umm
Umm, Umm, Umm Umm
(A lil’ Bass, please)
(Full Horn Section)
I will be your English Bard
Ooooo ooo oooo
You can call me Judo
Ooooo
I will be your English Bard 
Ooooo ooo oooo
You can call me Judo
Ooooo
I will be your English Bard
Ooooo ooo oooo
JudoJack
