Have You Heard the Old Wives Tale

[soonerlew]

Have you heard the old wives tale about the hands??

If the right palm itches.................You are going to meet someone new..

If the left palm itches...................You are going to recieve money.

:oMy left palm has been itching for a week now.

:oNo it is not dirty as I do bathe and I do a few dishes now and again. I have not changed dish detergent not have I changed laundry soap. Same goes for lotions and seldom wear makeup since retireing..

Just sharing and thought you all might get a laugh out of it.

[imSINGLEruRICH]

lol lol..... interesting !!

But I have a question??

Do you happen to know what it means if you azz itches??




and by the way...... my palm not itching... but I did have a string stuck to my sweater... and also found a penny "Heads Up"....which according to old wives tales means a SURPRISE & GOOD LUCK!!



Single

[imSINGLEruRICH]

and some more "Old Wives Tales"



FORK
....To drop a fork means a man is coming to visit.
lol lol....hopefully the DHL guy?? lol lol...

FOOT......
If the bottom of your right foot itches, you are going to take a trip.
You should never start a trip on Friday or you will meet misfortune.
C'mon CMKX......We all need a break

AMBULANCE
Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog.
Touch your toes
Touch your nose
Never go in one of those
Until you see a dog. .............
...... lol lol... errrrrr ok will do next time.if it will help change our luck .

BED
Placing a bed facing north and south brings misfortune
You must get out of bed on the same side that you get in or you will have bad luck.
We all need to make sure our beds are facing east or west...& exit the same side each mornin'.. this surely must be the holdup of our ROI..... lol lol

BELL
The sound of bells drives away demons because they're afraid of the loud noise
Hmmmm... I can think of a few CMKX boards I'd like to ring a bell on..lol lol

BIRTHDAY CAKE
If you blow out all the candles on your birthday cake with the first puff you will get your wish.
Ohhh man......... What is the average # of candles a CMKX shareholder would have to tackle....to have their wish come true??.

COIN
It's bad luck to pick up a coin if it's tails side up. Good luck comes if it's heads up.
What happened to me..... so luck must surely be coming !

COW
Cows lifting their tails is a sure sign that rain is coming.
If ya ask me it means something else is coming !!

EARS
If your right ear itches, someone is speaking well of you.
If your left ear itches, someone is speaking ill of you.
I like Sooner's one about palms itching better...


FINGERNAILS
It is bad luck to cut your fingernails on Friday or Sunday.
Fingernail cuttings should be saved, burned, or buried.
Heed the warning folks..... we need all the luck we can get !!

HAIR
Pulling out a gray or white hair will cause ten more to grow in its place
Ha.Ha.... we have been pulling our hair out since 2004..... Guess you all have a full mop of Elvis hair by now !!...lol

HAND
If the palm of your right hand itches it means you will soon be getting money.
If the palm of your left hand itches it means you will soon be paying out money.
OHHHH nooooo Sooner !!..... your in trouble !!

SHOES
Do not place shoes upon a table, for this will bring bad luck for the day, cause trouble with your mate and you might even lose your job as a result ...... or never recieve an ROI !!
Teee Heeee......... I added the last.....

TONGUE
If you bite your tongue while eating, it is because you have recently told a lie
Hmmm.. some insiders of CMKM must have mangled tongues by now !!....lol

[soonerlew]

No sweeping after dark...................
Brings bad luck

If you put your nighty on wrong side out.......
Bad Luck to change it Hmmm, that could mean a couple things


If a black cat crosses your path, turn and go the other way
Bad luck for some reason.. I had a flat after that as I was on a road with only one way to go unless I wanted to go back and work some more....................Naaaw, just had the flat fixed...

If you dream of a wedding, there will be a death.....

If you have a chill run down your back, someone has just walked over your grave.

[soonerlew]

single, I've always heard the right hand(you shake hands with the right) means you'll meet someone new.....................The left is money, so I want to stay with the left money...LOL

[soonerlew]

This is not an old wives tale, BUT it's my msn horoscope.....LOL............................I want a vision of a couple million dollars to be floating before me.......................Oh, wait, I think it is, just not where I can reach it..................
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