To the tune of "Beverly Hillbillies"

[Ed Jagacki]

Come, listen to a story ‘bout Casavant
A poor prison guard with a Nascar-loving slant
And then one day, while paying on the rent
He thought of a plan filled with evil intent
Larceny, that is… con games… pump and dumps…

Well, first thing ya know, UC’s a millionaire
The kinfold say “Urb, share some over here!”
He hung out in Vegas, losing millions over there
Said “It don’t matter, dump more billions of shares!”
Casinos… mansions… mobbed-up friends…

Then investors hear from Melvin, how St. Helen’s will erupt
Investors get excited, didn’t know they were corrupt.
Then Andy on the hill is watching, and he’s telling all his friends
The foggy forest will bless you, you better wear depends.

Now, Melvin’s been backtracking, Andy’s tone is more subdued
And Acca talking riches, but won’t buy his children food.
While Ines asks for cash to pay rent on her paltalk room
And all the rest - of us are left – to sit around and fume.

[soonerlew]

[hundredtoone]

Come listen to a story bout a man named URB
Ran a poor mineral company barely kept the claims alive,
Then one day he was drillin up some CORES
And up from the ground come a BUNCH of HUGE DIAMONDS,
COLORED ONES that is,Saskatchuan ICE, FIRE AND ICE.

First thing you know the SCAVENGERS ARRIVE,
A bunch of criminal MARKETEERS and their regulators with LIES.
Next thing you know your company has 3 TRILLION shares...HA HA...
The regulators said URB better get out of here.
Said BANKRUPTCY is the place you want to be,
But he loaded up with shares and went after SHORTY.

To be continued...
...Flying Moose(cmkxunofficial)

[imSINGLEruRICH]

You guys are a hoot!!


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