Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Apr 1, 2008 14:55:28 GMT -5
thanks to HLH from the Clubhouse...
Hotlips Houlihan
Chief Administrator
Top ten reasons "The Naked Truth" was/is delayed
« Thread Started on Yesterday at 9:07pm »
1. They are waiting until they sell 703 billion copies via preorder.
2. After printing a massive amount of certs for CMKX shareholders, there is now a paper shortage.
3. Braindamage edited the manuscript with crayons
4. Moran advised them to have the book published in Austria, Switzerland, or Germany
5. The Pope is upset because he was not mentioned or thanked.
6. They have not been able to locate Bin Laden, who is a CMKX shareholder.
7. The manuscript is with Urban....somewhere.
8. Mark wrote the book on post-it notes.
9. Bill Frizzell got his order and the manuscript mixed up accidentally sending the manuscript to hair club for men.
10. Kevin had to personally deliver the manuscript to the publisher. His ten speed doesn't go very fast.
Hotlips Houlihan
Chief Administrator
Top ten reasons "The Naked Truth" was/is delayed
« Thread Started on Yesterday at 9:07pm »
1. They are waiting until they sell 703 billion copies via preorder.
2. After printing a massive amount of certs for CMKX shareholders, there is now a paper shortage.
3. Braindamage edited the manuscript with crayons
4. Moran advised them to have the book published in Austria, Switzerland, or Germany
5. The Pope is upset because he was not mentioned or thanked.
6. They have not been able to locate Bin Laden, who is a CMKX shareholder.
7. The manuscript is with Urban....somewhere.
8. Mark wrote the book on post-it notes.
9. Bill Frizzell got his order and the manuscript mixed up accidentally sending the manuscript to hair club for men.
10. Kevin had to personally deliver the manuscript to the publisher. His ten speed doesn't go very fast.
