Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Aug 4, 2017 9:30:13 GMT -5
Thanks DeeDee from the MM Board ..... Post by deedee on 10 hours ago
*Make everyday humorous*
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Last Edit: Aug 4, 2017 10:03:16 GMT -5 by imSINGLEruRICH
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, PLEASE LORD JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG !!
Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Aug 25, 2017 13:49:13 GMT -5
Thanks.........millie DIAMOND JEDI MASTER Post by millie on Aug 21, 2017 at 9:45pm
The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop, into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies........ Drank the milk..... shat on the paper....... Screwed the other three cats........ Claimed he injured his back while doing so. Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... Put in for Workers Compensation..................and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
Last Edit: Aug 25, 2017 13:49:52 GMT -5 by imSINGLEruRICH
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, PLEASE LORD JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG !!
"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -Thomas Jefferson
Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Jan 30, 2018 9:18:41 GMT -5
And some are STILL talking aboug Acca ?? Gotta luv Legacy2001's HUMOROUS reply !!
legacy2001 DIAMOND JEDI WARLORD It's Been A ?? * (All & Only acca related posts) yesterday at 12:35am via Tapatalk gangusgreen and Soon like this Post by legacy2001 on yesterday at 12:35am
Any message from Acca might be written in linoleum, but certainly not in stone.
Last Edit: Jan 30, 2018 9:19:02 GMT -5 by imSINGLEruRICH
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, PLEASE LORD JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG !!
Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Mar 11, 2018 21:51:38 GMT -5
RoughCut DIAMOND JEDI WARLORD 3/7/18 U.S. DOJ District of Nevada- P.4 update 4 hours ago portrush, sogwap, and 5 more like this Post by RoughCut on 4 hours ago
I just sent an email to Debra Waite, the coordinator for the Victim Witness Program at the US Attorney's office in Las Vegas, requesting clarification as to the 2 trial dates (June 19 vs Oct 29).
Gotta luv the shareholders who have managed to retain their HUMOR, through this never ending saga !! Although sadly funny
Elwood P. Dowd DIAMOND JEDI 3/7/18 U.S. DOJ District of Nevada- P.4 update about an hour ago
I sent an email to her sister Helen. Why? Ten years ago I asked who would be releasing the CMKX funds. I was told - you can go to Helen Waite.
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, PLEASE LORD JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG !!
RoughCut DIAMOND JEDI WARLORD 3/7/18 U.S. DOJ District of Nevada- P.4 update 4 hours ago portrush, sogwap, and 5 more like this Post by RoughCut on 4 hours ago
I just sent an email to Debra Waite, the coordinator for the Victim Witness Program at the US Attorney's office in Las Vegas, requesting clarification as to the 2 trial dates (June 19 vs Oct 29).
Gotta luv the shareholders who have managed to retain their HUMOR, through this never ending saga !! Although sadly funny
Elwood P. Dowd DIAMOND JEDI 3/7/18 U.S. DOJ District of Nevada- P.4 update about an hour ago
I sent an email to her sister Helen. Why? Ten years ago I asked who would be releasing the CMKX funds. I was told - you can go to Helen Waite.
Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Mar 25, 2018 12:39:20 GMT -5
So CW created a thread/Poll on the MM Board asking..... Why are you still here?
Out of 105 voters......]I found this reply quite humorous (sadly) !!
vinman28 DIAMOND JEDI MASTER **** Why are you still here? 18 hours ago Treadstone, diamondcg, and 13 more like this Post by vinman28 on 18 hours ago
I am here because my wife said I was CRAZY in my head to think a stock I bought at .0001 was going to get me back millions of dollars. So this board comforts me to think that I am not the only crazy one around. And Besides,my psychiatrist agrees this board is a good form of therapy. He says communicating with individuals who are just as F---- crazy as me will def help out.
THEY SAY MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS, PLEASE LORD JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG !!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKsVqeAIhMM Here are some interesting videos that can be use to understand Cmkx deception ! I think we have been mentally abuse for years by paid professionals deceptionist! The purpose? Take us nowhere and destroy our will to fight for our right to be compensated! IMO!
"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -Thomas Jefferson
Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Jun 23, 2018 15:17:46 GMT -5
thanks......Catdaddy God of Diamonds Post by Catdaddy on Feb 18, 2007 at 2:00pm
Check your driver's license
This is upsetting; I thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own!
I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!
Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it?
I definitely removed mine; I suggest you all do the same.....
Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and State. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove".
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
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