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Post by imSINGLEruRICH on Feb 15, 2019 17:07:19 GMT -5
CHUCKLE ........
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS
I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?", she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."
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Post by jcagney on Mar 18, 2019 20:34:04 GMT -5
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Post by 3bid on Dec 29, 2020 19:10:28 GMT -5
Paper is NOT Dead!
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Post by tnc6362 on Jan 23, 2021 15:07:42 GMT -5
/https://intellectualfroglegs.com/ for a good laugh.
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Post by 3bid on Jan 24, 2021 10:12:35 GMT -5
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Post by Treadstone on Feb 25, 2021 14:30:33 GMT -5
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Post by 3bid on Apr 26, 2021 14:41:46 GMT -5
John Barbour - On Turning 88 Today
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Post by vulcanized crawler on Apr 27, 2021 16:21:11 GMT -5
used to have fish head soup in panama. my columbian girlfriend's mother would make it. she said the secret to making it was not to overcook it. how do i know when it is done, mama? she answered '' when the eyes of the fish heads float to the top and wink at you''. she was right. didnt see them wink, but, when they floated to the top.....is it soup yet? yes indeedy
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Post by jcagney on Oct 29, 2021 13:55:40 GMT -5
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Post by vulcanized crawler on Oct 31, 2021 22:05:09 GMT -5
IM HEARING AGAIN ON RUMORMILL MONDAY AT 5 SENDING OUT PACKAGES.
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