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Post by coachphilm on Sept 28, 2010 13:19:32 GMT -5
I laughed so hard, I had tears,lol.
Grandma goes to court:
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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Post by tfant53 on Sept 28, 2010 13:24:15 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by TakeItEZ on Sept 28, 2010 13:35:16 GMT -5
coachphilm, anything new from your source TIA
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Post by coachphilm on Sept 28, 2010 13:39:11 GMT -5
nope, they havent called in a couple of days now.
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Post by mchlgarrison on Sept 29, 2010 18:24:11 GMT -5
I am taking a philosophy course and part of our homework is to bring in an article that has moral or immoral issues. this article would be perfect to share with the class. Can you give me a reference or site where I can site this? Thanks, Mchlgarrison
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Post by Brigantine on Sept 29, 2010 18:28:51 GMT -5
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Post by woutcome on Sept 29, 2010 20:28:19 GMT -5
I laughed so hard, I had tears,lol. Grandma goes to court: The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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Post by coachphilm on Sept 29, 2010 20:35:46 GMT -5
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